This is the script for the Grand Theft Auto: Vice City mission Treacherous Swine.


(Cortez' Yacht, Tommy Vercetti and Juan Cortez) Juan Cortez: Mr. Vercetti

Tommy Vercetti: Colonel.

Juan Cortez: Thank you for coming. Please sit, Lobster?

Tommy Vercetti: No - thanks.

Juan Cortez: I'm ashamed to admit that one of the causes of our mutual problem appears to have been the loose tongue of a man I used to trust. I've been carrying Gonzalez for years, but now his incompetence reaches new heights! Its is only right that you kill Gonzalez...

Tommy Vercetti: Did he do it? It's the money that's important to me.

Juan Cortez: For this kindness I'll reward you, and then we will find your money together. He will be at his Penthouse, half drunk probably. Use this... (Cortez hand Tommy a chainsaw.)

(Tommy arrives at the Penthouse, Tommy sees Gonzalez)

Tommy Vercetti: I'm going to shut that big mouth of yours!

Gonzalez: Eh! He's got a blade!

Tommy Vercetti: Stop running you fat slimeball!

Gonzalez: Go away from me, you cheap bastard!

(The street outside Gonzales' penthouse, Tommy and Gonzalez)

Gonzalez: Oh sweet Jesus. I've wasted my life and my looks!

Tommy Vercetti: Stand still and I'll make it quick!

Gonzalez: I pay you double, Tommy, DOUBLE!

Tommy Vercetti: Quit your squealing, no one cares, fatso!

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